Carrot cake and peanut butter today! (Taken with instagram)
Naw, son. Nope!
That’s a stalk, and hunt mode.
That’s not even a regular cat. That’s one of those wannabe tiger cats.
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Silent Hill: You go around trying to open a bunch of doors that are locked or broken
Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess-You try to fix a mirror with a bitchy imp and when you finally do, she fucking breaks it again.
Pokemon: some dogs and cats runnin around and shit and you gotta throw balls at them and they come to you no homo and then they fight for you and kill other dogs and shit and some people give you medallions or some shit for killing their dogs and shit kinda fucked up but i love it
banjo kazooie - you play a bear with a bird in his backpack as u go around trying to find puzzle pieces to save your little sister from an ugly witch who wants to be pretty
Super Smash Brothers Melee -
You play as other characters mashed into one “fighting game”, wasn’t even original enough to make its own characters up. It was technically a fighting game, but it’s not deep, at least on the surface. It had no story even though it took characters with rich stories from other games.
Donkey Kong Country 2 -
Two small chimps try and save a big gorilla. Not of which fling poo. They fight crocodiles, some of which are handicapped.
Super Mario World -
A middle aged hairy stereotypical Italiano pedophile tries to save a young blonde white princess from a turtle duck. She gets captured so many times, it’s assumed she has Stockholm syndrome.
Zelda: Ocarina of Time:
You play a fucking flute, ride around on a horse, try to catch a big fish, and try to save a ho. All while trying to convince people you’re not gay and that your name is actually Link.
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He’s like:
Val Venis reference. Nice. Still a douche.“Did the dougie butt ass naked.”
Val Venis voice with an Ike Turner fist.
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